Not only do I fully support the idea of my food being a mystery to me, I am so on board with the concept of taking my bag of doritos to uncharted lands in order to discover the powder coating on my corn isosceles shaped chip. And finally! Family sized, so my siblings can also say phrases like "vexing, and intriguing" what a dream come true. Thank you Frito Lay, thank you, another milestone in science! I for one will be devoting every second of every day to this new pilgrimage of flavor
If there is one thing that will bring our nation back into the annals of history its solving this crisis before the Chinese. This is our new crusade, our fountain of youth (only with saturated fats).
And finally, a snack that evolves, (see illustration below, the one I slaved over for hours) a treat that comes with the thrill of the hunt. I think doritos is going to become an olympic event someday. I can see the genius of Frito Lay, they have finally found the missing link between art and science, man am I jonesing to get on to testing!